Be happy, fap or get on minecraft, take your pick. OR DO ALL THREE.

Haven't made a new post in a while, So whats up? or you lurkin mah page, fapping to my profile picture?

Don't pick your nose in front of women, for she could be Dovakin.

It consumed my soul and I want it back, (thinking of buying) How do I get my soul back?!?!?!?!?

I wonder if the author realizes that theres a free download button there. Still is this a Fail that it's a Win or a straight flat Fail?

I swear the BBS is getting like this more and more each day.

This is how I see it, Also birthday on the 4th, Can I has thread now?

0:14. Our pigeon appears trolling post from post, while users avoid occasional threads.
0:27-0:32. Extending your ban.
0:37-0:39. Backseat modding at it's finest...
0:39-0:42. The user who tries to fix things despit constantly failing.
0:40-0:43. Thread carries away the back seat mod only to eat them later.
0:52-0:53. Badwagon temptation...
0:54-0:56. (1) All aboard teh bandwagons. (2) The occasional admin appears.
1:07-1:13. Threads take an idiotic user as victim.
1:10-1:12. Admin permabans.
1:15-1:23. The Stickam Chat thread appears...
1:21. The trolls appear shortly after the admins make their routine patrol.
1:26-1:36. When a troll gets banned, there's many more to replace them.
1:27-1:36. The bots appear to wreak havoc on forums.
1:45-1:59. (1) Arrival of new users, (2) Users who change their auras constantly.
1:55. Poozy appears.
1:59-2:12. Poozy's feeding frenzy on freshly new users.
2:02. Spam threads filled with the users who fuel them.
2:08-2:13. Bandwagon threads, some get spared, where others do not.
2:14. (1) Thread redundancy, (2) Poozy's extendin ur bans.
2:26. A new bandwagon begins that attracts all the admins.
2:38-2:59. Newgrounds BBS at midnight or later.

Just a reminder for me and anyone else who wants to help keep this place clean, this is a quick reference copy&pasted from the rules themselves, as this is quicker to get a reference from.

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Seriously, where the hell did you guys come from and why me?

Needs moar cowbell.

Want more pics from my trip, here you go. Tell me what you think.